Bad Girlfriend

“Hey Stick, the psych student from the electric shock test called. He says they won’t be able to use any of your survey because it fell too far outside the normal parameters. You were way too positive about our relationship, it’s unrealistic, it seems like you’re lying.”

“Really? Oh, that’s too bad. I hope it doesn’t mess up his project.”

“NO! NOT REALLY! I just wanted to know if you said anything nice about me!!! AND YOU DID!”

Bad Girlfriend