a maguro (raw tuna) sampler plate at Tokyo's Tsujiki Fish Market

Singapore Laksa ( noodles in curry broth)

Korean jungshik / Japanese kaiseki (set meal with rice, soup, grilled fish, and numerous vegetable side dishes)

South Indian banana leaf filled with rice and curries

Thai beef salad (chilled spicy beef over a bed of greens)

Vietnamese spring rolls (much healthier than Chinese since they're not fried)

dolmeh (stuffed grape leaves)

palaver chicken / African chicken (chicken and vegetables in a peanut sauce)

pumpkin soup/gruel

real homemade chicken soup

Maryland crab cakes
Bibimbap
Poutine
Shrimp po’ boys
Duck vindaloo
Southern fried chicken
French onion soup
Banh mi
Fresh toro (fatty tuna)
Chili verde

Sigh. Why must everything that taste good be bad for you? (*Munches disconsolately on wilted salad greens*)

t_co I,

At least you have some sense of opening a new thread about food, which is my favourite topic.

But at the moment all I'm having is a headache, thanks to your moron cousin and his idiotic comments. So I won't be able to write about food until I'm fully recovered. For the time being, I'll just have a couple of panadol instead.

t-co number one, what the fuck were you thinking, when you authorised your
moronic cousin, t-co II, to take your place, in your name?

Jesus H Fucking Christ. t-co number one, at least YOU had some basic intelligence, even if you talk nonsense most of the time.

But your cousin, t-co II, is just a pathetic moron. And he's so, SO easy to stomp on, as we've been doing to him.

And so I think you really fucked up, t-co number one, when you authorised your idiotic cousin to take your place for a while under your name. Not to mention that it came very close to breaking the rules of TPD, for two people to share the same blog-identity.

So, t-co number one (and it feels really creepy for me to have to distinguish between you and your idiotic younger cousin), come on. Get real. YOU, sir, t-co number one (the "original" t-co) are an asshole, but at least you're a (sometimes) INTELLIGENT asshole, who sometimes makes worthy contributions to this forum.

But your cousin, t-co II, is just a stupid ass.

So, please, t-co number I, please just FIRE your stupid cousin, please change your password so that your stupid cousin can never violate this forum ever again with his fathomless stupidity, which dishonours YOU!

t-co number one (the original t-co), you're a CCP whore and you're an ass, but at least you're an intelligent one who makes some authentic contributions to this forum. You're OK. But your cousin, t-co II, is just an ass and I am going to lobby with Richard to ban him.

Get it? Got it? Good. In Ivan's opinion, the REAL, the ORIGINAL t-co is welcome here. But your idiot cousin is not.

And we would all feel a lot better if we knew which one of you we were speaking to whenever "t-co" posts here. It's really a bit creepy for the rest of us to be dealing with two different people under the same name of
"t-co." So, please fix this.

Fast. Do it fast. Now. And yes this is a threat. Do it now. Get t-co II the fuck OUT of this forum, and then the original t-co will remain welcome.

Get your idiot cousin, t-co II, OUT of this forum. NOW!