None of the above. It looks more like incest to me.

Yes your Honour, the Jury found the Accused guilty as charged.

Ivan wrote:

Oh dear! That doesn't look good. The turkey's got to be arrested for touching the President. But I'm not sure what it should be charged with: soliciting? molestation? committing an act of terrorism? leaking state secrets? :?

None of the above. It looks more like incest to me.

ETA, a friend has just sent me this:

http://www.president-bush.com/bush-turkey.jpg

Oh dear! That doesn't look good. The turkey's got to be arrested for touching the President. But I'm not sure what it should be charged with: soliciting? molestation? committing an act of terrorism? leaking state secrets? :?

Math's posts always remind me of that scene.

ETA, a friend has just sent me this:

http://www.president-bush.com/bush-turkey.jpg

Thanks for that, the photo, in particular, is priceless.

Yes, back home here life is far more dangerous. Even a short walk to a local park will mean that I'm taking the risk of being stalked by dolphins or head-butted by giant swans. These annoying buggers won't be allowed to roam free in civilzed countries such as China and Korea. They'd be captured and put into the pots and pans where they belong. :twisted:

But sometimes even in densely populated cities in China, if you look carefully, you'll be able to see plenty of interesting things in juxtaposition with their crowded and populated surrounding. And I'm not being sacarstic. I still remembered the mesmerizing experience of seeing a pair of large yellow butterflies glidding through the tunnel in one of the busiest MTR station last time I was in HK. The tunnel was full of busy commuters who were trying to ignore the existence of other people, just in order to keep their own sanity. I always wondered how many of them had seen what I saw. Or am I just being weird?

In any case, enjoy your thanksgiving. :)