The Chinese Patriotic Agnostic Association

ATTENTION, all Agnostics:

All Agnostics will be required to register with the Chinese Patriotic Agnostic Association, and to correct their thoughts under the leadership of the Communist Party.

Any Agnostics who continue to practice their Lack-Of-Religion outside of the official Patriotic Agnostic Association, will be guilty of belonging to an "Evil Lack-Of-Cult", and sent to re-education camps until they learn the correct way to be agnostic.