The Chinese Patriotic Jewish Congregation

Hey, I've got an idea: Since the Communist Party has declared itself to be the highest authority over ALL religions - to the extent of appointing Christian
Bishops - well I think that for the sake of consistency, they should start a "Chinese Patriotic Jewish Congregation."

And since the Communist Party is the true and rightful head of Judaism, all male CCP members will have to be circumcised.

I'll volunteer to do the cutting. But only after a few shots of vodka to "steady" my hands, of course. :twisted: