The "Imitate Panzi Composition Contest"
Submitted by Ivan on Thu, 2006-04-13 06:39. :: Things Chinese
Liu Yixi suggested this on another thread. I think it deserves a thread of its own.
Try your best to imitate a panzi composition. Extra points will be awarded for total lack of originality and for the most predictable racial insults.
Here's mine:
You White Anglo genocidists! You and your Jewish paymasters have the blood of the Children of the Dragon on your hands! Yankee go home and take your genocidal Jewish-Anglo-Nazi slavemasters with you! (repeat the foregoing twenty more times and you'll have my composition entry for this contest.)
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