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Chairman Mao is still alive and kicking... and traveling around. He's still the adventurous communist leader he once was.

Chairman Mao wants to wish every laowai merry everyday in the happy new year.
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Now that China is finished celebrating Western holiday without religion or tradition, we must get back to business. Chairman Mao has been helping to educating the youth of China with wonderful poetry and nationalism of wonderful China.

Chairman Mao is also very happy that Shanghaiist has found representation of this educational platform worthy of showing to whole world.
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Chairman Mao is anticipating the coming holiday season. Ever since former labor camp volunteer Deng Xiaoping decided China should be open-mindedness to western countries, many Chinese have found other holidays that don't have meaning in 5,000 years history of China. Now days in China, we make all products for laowai Christmas. We make toys, hats, and fake trees.
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In recently times, Chairman Mao made new friend with poet. He's from Vietnam but he's not communist, so he must be a capitalist roader. But, Mao thinks Linh Dinh is nice enough to be praised for poetry. Besides, no poet is true capitalist swine--we all know poets are poorer than farmers. Even Mao was once world-famous poet before becoming great famous leader of China. Linh Dinh and Mao both wrote beautiful poetry together.
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Chairman Mao urges all comrades and foreign devils alike to vote for me. I know this is communism, but some laowai think it good idea to hold democracy in China through little election process to stroke one's ego. Many bloggers in China have poor self image and need reassurances that they aren't worthless. Chairman Mao knows he is great, as is wonderful China. However, Chairman Mao wants to make sure everyone across Chinese-invented magical information Internet super-elevated train to Lhasa mechanism who is still boss of China.
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Chairman Mao has found a store that fits the concept of "socialism with Chinese characteristics." He has also learned of new English word, "meh." Both of t
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In China's much impressive rapid economic development model, Chinese stress importance of originality in business. Chairman Mao has encouraged the people of great China to embrace new ideas and develop Western-style businesses with Chinese characteristics to make many money.

We have many wonderful businesses that are original, such as coffee shops (which were invented in China four thousand years ago),
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Chairman Mao wants to apologize for his absence following the Beijing Olympic and Paralympic Games. He was very worn out from greeting all the laowai and introducing them to the joys of Moutai baijiu.
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