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Happy Chrismschanukwanzikah!
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion [...]
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I just downloaded and watched the Kappa Slut’s video. I just wasted 12 minutes of my life that I will never get back, and I’m not happy about it. I’d have been better off having a shit. But hey, at least now I can do my famous-in-the-world XXXmas Porn Review, right?
So, the plot: There’s this [...]
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This is an appeal to all my readers, on behalf of one of our favourite Agents in the field.
It seems that our Agent, whom we shall refer to as Agent X from America, even though his name is Michael and he lives in China, has gotten himself noticed by the Enemy, who have declared a [...]
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AWAY IN ZHONGNANHAI
(to the tune of ‘Away in a Manger’)
Away in Zhongnanhai,
No tears for the proles shed,
The Chinese Party Chairman,
Dyed his grey haired head.
The stars on the red flag,
Looked down where he embezzled,
The stalwart Chinese economy,
Was starting to look disheveled.
The foreigners are going,
The milk products are fakes,
But the Chinese Party Chairman,
No reforms he makes.
I [...]
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Santa Claus is coming to always in town.
For all of you out there, adults and children alike, waiting for Santa Claus to visit your comfy Chinese homes well, I’m afraid there’s some bad news.  Santa was refused a visa this year!  It was announced on the China Daily website that “due to continued strong enforcement [...]
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Toothpaste for Dinner
      
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I’ve got a bit of a bee in my bonnet. I’m feeling peevish, irritable and testy. Or, put another way, acrimonious, cantankerous, captious, cranky, cross, crotchety, fractious, grouchy, grumpy, ill-natured, mean, ornery, out-of-sorts, pertinacious, querulous, splenetic, and tetchy.
For the benefit or those who only speak Microsoft English, this means I’m pissed (a phrase [...]
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It was recently noted that the difference between being in a black Audi A6 driven by Hu Jintao, and putting your hand down the front of his trousers, was that you’d feel more of a dick being seen in the Audi.
Which is probably true.
Which brings us nicely to the all-important question that is on the [...]
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The China Blog Awards 2008 are on, and I’m holding a baby Panda hostage in order to get your votes.
Now, some of you may think I’m not serious, or that I’m bluffing. You may even suspect I’m pulling your leg somewhat, so in order to show you how wrong you are, here’s what’s been done [...]
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Cai Wu, China’s information minister, said at an event sponsored by the Centre for Strategic and International Studies think tank, that international claims that his country tramples internet and media freedoms stem from a cultural misunderstanding of the role the press plays in Chinese society, where news media must work with the government.
In his view, [...]
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